Earlier in October, my dogs tore up a nerf-like facsimile of a Donald Trump
head, thinking perhaps it was more nutritious than it looked.
Many of my social media followers liked it. Maybe it helped them to design
dog-proof Trump Halloween masks? More on that in a bit. In the meantime, the
Trump head lobotomy was not fatal, and I am still able to squeeze it whenever
the polls stress me out.
There’s a lot of stressing going on in the final days.
Right now, despite sex tapes, sex charges, proposals to build a border wall, a
ban on Muslim immigrants, disparaging remarks about Mexicans, Asians and Asian
Americans, and disabled people, as well as his continued failure to disclose his
income tax returns, even after all that, Trump can still win.
Why? Because so many Americans are rightfully anti-Washington that even an
elitist like Trump can be seen as an outsider, and thus a better alternative to
more of the same. No matter how much trash on Trump gets released. It’s like
Hillary’s wikileaked e-mails.
It’s a big so-what?
Each side’s base is unwavering, so the focus now is on the fringes, left, right
or middle, the undecideds, or the half-hearted, who may be lured by a
With less than two weeks to go, here’s a pre-election grab bag to expose some of
the trickery out there.
TRICK: OBAMACARE PREMIUM INCREASES
Yes, there’s a 22 percent increase on average in premiums. That’s real. But it
shouldn’t be considered some October Surprise to be used gleefully by Trump and
What’s needed is a fundamental understanding of insurance.
Obamacare meant people with pre-existing conditions and those otherwise rejected
by normal insurers suddenly became eligible for health care. About 20 million
who didn’t have health care now have some coverage.
But when they’re the only ones in the pool of insureds and they actually use the
insurance, that’s not good. That’s an insurer’s nightmare. They sell you
insurance hoping you never use it. They profit until you do use it, then curse
the heavens and pass the cost back to consumers in higher premiums.
It’s the reason these people got priced out or rejected from private plans in
the first place.
What did we expect? People who had no insurance suddenly had it and started
using it. Hopefully, they’re healthier now. But it exposed the problem in
Obamacare if we want a program with modest premium increases. To get that, we
need broader pools of people to include the healthy and all those who had been
As the pools expand, guess what that looks like? Medicare. The single-payer
system we all approve of and don’t dare call “socialized medicine.”
It’s unfair for Trump and the GOPers to say, “I told you so.” Besides, Trump’s
workers are covered by employer-based programs that have broader pools of people
with and without health issues. And as for the rest of you lucky to be in
private plans, Obamacare hikes are irrelevant. Your insurers made it impossible
for those Obamacare folks to have insurance in the first place.
So what should be the proper reaction to those painful Obamacare premium hikes?
You’re still lucky. Your premiums would be higher in private plans. Or you
wouldn’t have any insurance. Even with a rate hike, you’re better off than
Obamacare was a good compromise. But it needs to evolve into the ideal of
“single-payer” sooner than later to cover everyone at the best possible price.
Right now, that’s being held up by politicians using Obamacare premium rates as
their main talking point to get your vote. They’re the ones who don’t have your
best interests at heart and are truly beholden to politics and corporate
As I write, Trump tweeted out about Obamacare: “Repeal and Replace.”
By what? Don’t be tricked.
Instead, think of the approach espoused by the old Clinton Administration line
when Republicans attacked affirmative action: “Mend it, don’t end it.”
TRICK: MILLENNIAL MALAISE?
No disrespect for Ronan Farrow, whose reports I love on NBC’s TODAY show. But
his report this week on millennials being turned off to the current presidential
race was typically only part of the story.
The white story.
Farrow used a University of Wisconsin-Madison focus group that appeared all
white. None of them could see a last-minute rush of millennial voters to
duplicate the Obama campaigns of 2008 and 2012.
Farrow even mentioned #Nobody2016 on social media as being indicative of this
Now, if Farrow had consulted the National Asian American Survey, he would have
seen that 18-34 year old Asian Americans were far more engaged than even AAPI
baby boomers. Especially when it came to support for Hillary Clinton.
Millennials were 61 percent for Hillary Clinton; 14 percent for other
candidates; 8 percent for Trump; 14 percent, “Don’t know.”
Asian Americans aged 35-plus were 53 percent for Hillary Clinton, 6 percent for
others; 17 percent for Trump; 17 percent, “Don’t know.”
Millennials disengaged? Maybe the white ones.
Once again, the NAAS survey fills in the holes in the general polling. Asian
American millennials don’t seem to have a problem with voting for Clinton. They
prefer her 61 percent to 8 percent.
That’s not exactly indifference. Asian American millennials prefer pantsuits to
empty suits and see Trump as a loser. Big League.
That may be because there’s an active bloc of millennial non-voters mobilizing
friends to make sure DACA and DAPA aren’t railroaded by politics. Or it may be
that there’s an emerging group of young African American and Latino voters to go
with the young Asian Americans, who are now beginning to understand the
potential of real political power.
But they’re there. More turned on, than off. It’s an important election, and
they will live with the consequences longer than anyone.
Stories about voter malaise set up self-fulfilling prophesies, which are just a
different kind of voter suppression. Self-rigging. Don’t buy into it. Just vote.
No matter what age you are.
After all we’ve been through, you can’t not vote.
TREAT: HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Finally, this is for those of you who think the prospects of voting between two
of the most disliked politicians in American history have sucked all the fun out
If you’re among the many who will be kicking off their Halloween on the weekend,
do your own unscientific political poll! Why should Quinnipiac have all the fun?
Check out the party of your choice and what do you see? More Hillarys in
pantsuits at Halloween gatherings? Or Donald Trump look-a-likes?
Costumes during general elections are always some kind of indicator. This year,
in a race where both candidates are disliked, will there be more Creepy Clowns?
I’m betting there still may be someone out there contemplating a sexy Hillary
outfit. (Likely a Republican.)
I’m sure we’ll see some Zombie Donald Trumps grabbing at undocumented workers.
You might even consider a Billy Bush costume, though people would constantly be
asking you what kind of Bush you were.
From Halloweens past, I still have my Obama mask. Is a Trump mask like my
shrunken voodoo Trump head in your future?
I’m sure if someone is capable of making a nerf Trump that my dogs chewed up,
there must be a non-flammable Trump mask for those who want to avoid all that
orange hair and makeup.
Sure enough, there were a number of masks. Mind you, this is no endorsement from
me. The mask is a rubber job that covers your entire head, 360-degrees (kind of
like Anderson Cooper). And it has openings for eyes, mouth, nose, and ears, but
not guaranteed that applies to Democrats. Seller says one size fits most adults.
Unclear if the 9″ diameter head opening would fit an actual size Donald Trump.
For 5 bucks, it’s a bit cartoonish for style mavens.
A national chain is selling one for $12.99 that looks more realistic, but
appropriately comes with a warning:
WARNING – Certain states require us to provide consumers with special
warning for certain products if those products expose consumers to chemicals
above threshold levels. We care about our customers’ safety and hope that the
information below helps with your buying decision.
FOR CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS: This product contains chemicals known to the
State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and/or other reproductive
harm. Do not put in mouth or chew._
A Trump mask that causes cancer when sucked on or chewed?
Now that’s a buyer beware for trick-or-treating voters.
Remember, it’s just Halloween. Pretend time. Fun time. A break. And when Oct. 31
ends, we’ll be left with one last week before Election Day 2016, when our true
national nightmare is over.